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What farmers can do

We, at Evøil, are always joking around. We can't tell you anything that you can really do, because, well...you're farmers, and you aren't too keen on the education front, otherwise you'd find an easier job. Maybe…our job. But it's way too late for that.

Just like it's too late to save the family farm. So why not sell it to somebody who can make a go of it by planting GMO foods, and plowng the fields with an earth mover.

How Agriculture Affects Water Quality

Manure Management: Livestock and poultry producers can do many things to .protect and enhance water and air quality. In fact, farmers are often the leaders in developing practices and technologies to manage manure more effectively to reduce runoff, control emissions and odors, and turn manure into energy or a valuable source of nutrients for many applications.

At least that's what our PR people tell us that we should say. Cause they want you to buy our stuff, and we all want to be considered good guys. Hell, even HItler thought he was doing the right thing, so why should we, or you for that matter think any differently. That's why we embrace the Bush Administration policy of cleaning up the water, but at a pace that makes it so slow it's almost non-existent.

 

 
 

 


 

Conservation:
For a Greener Tomorrow

A rapidly expanding agricultural economy is a major consumer of energy. Improvident consumption of oil because of defective agricultural pump sets, poor skills and subsidized availability of energy, are the base of this sector.


There are many practical steps that could be taken by farmers to achieve optimum oil and energy use for greater productivity. This article shows farmers how to begin the process, because as we all know it doesn’t matter what you produce as long as you have to buy our crap.

Here are a few easy tips to avoid the hassle of reading a lot of useless facts.

  • Grow Oil Trees
  • Buy Oil Trees from Evøil
  • Use Oil cans as vases.

 

What's up with the
family farm?

 

We were sitting around in the board room the other day, kind of cutting up...you know…pretending like we were going to get some Congressman to sponsor a bill to let us lease oil drilling rights under the Statue of Liberty, when somebody messed up the vibe and said, "Hey…what's happening to all the family farms? I just saw the oher day that some farmer is now leasing his land to a waste managment outfit that is using it for a landfill."